With a quick visit to London, I wasn’t disappointed with my return, in fact it seemed like I just jumped right back into my former life as though I had never left. Came in, topped up my oyster card, jumped on the tube, settled at my friend’s place, topped up my mobile and then left the house to roam the city and see what adventures that I could find. But as much as I love being back here, there are things that our memories conveniently forget and here they are:
1. You have to watch where you walk because there is vomit everywhere.
2. Public displays of affection…EVERYWHERE!
3. The tube shuts down at 1230am on a friday and saturday night leaving you with night buses if you want to go out.
4. Planned engineering works on the tubes on the weekend. Because you don’t have to go anywhere on the weekend, and therefore you can be inconvenienced.
5. Rail replacement services for the planned engineering works.
6. The drunks on the tube…that want to talk to you.
7. When you blow your nose after riding the tube, it’s so dirty.
8. The cold water tap and the hot water tap being separate in the sink. I’ve never figured out how to wash my face with warm water.
9. You have to use some force when you are flushing the toilet if you want it to work.
10. It takes forever to get the perfect temperature in the shower, and when you finally get it and step in, the water goes scorching, then cold, then scroching, then cold and you never get that perfect temperature.